I JUST GOT THE CRAZIEST PHONE CALL
- me: hello?
- some guy: so how are you doing?
- me: uh, who's this?
- some guy: vincent.
- me: i think you have the wrong number.
- vincent: are you avoiding reality?
- me: uhhhh, no?
- vincent: you're a bitch.
- me: okay, this is a random weird phone call, thanks bye.